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Funny movie quotes from Son of Batman

Funny movie quotes from Son of Batman (2014), an animated DC Universe feature introducing Damien Wayne

Killer Croc: You know, Bats… the problem with steroids is I get the munchies.

Alfred Pennyworth: I hope this isn’t too cramped for you. That door heads to your bath. The other, to a game room. And you also have this for your amusement. (Alfred turns on the T.V. and Loony Tunes plays) Naturally, you have the run of the mansion.
Damian Wayne: Of course. I know that. Prepare some tea, Pennyworth. Brown sugar instead of white, fresh-cut lemon. A china cup.
Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps master would like some warm mixed nuts and a moist hand towel.
Damian Wayne: Watch yourself, Pennyworth. I’m not so young that I don’t understand sarcasm.
Alfred Pennyworth: While I am much too old to care.

Batman: Alfred?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes, sir.
Batman: We’re going to have company.
Alfred Pennyworth: A sleepover? Oh, goody.

Batman: Talk.
Nightwing: (Calling Batman) Missing something?
Batman: Not in the mood for games.
Nightwing: I have a kid here. Who says he’s your son?
Batman: (Sighs, in a resigned tone) I’ll be right there

Alfred Pennyworth: I think we might be able to skip the gardener.
Bruce Wayne: Well, he was trained by the League of Assassins.
Alfred Pennyworth: I, myself, am rooting for the shrubbery.

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