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Funny movie quotes from Sock-A-Bye Baby

Funny movie quotes from Sock-A-Bye Baby starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard)

The original ‘Three Men and a Baby’, Sock-A-Bye Baby deals with Moe, Larry and Curly having to deal with an infant left on their doorstep – and the police looking for a kidnapped baby!

Moe (Moe Howard): It’s bad enough you snore like a train, but when you cry like a baby that’s too much.


Moe (Moe Howard): Isn’t he cute?
Curly (Curly Howard): Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when I was delivered by the stork.
Moe (Moe Howard): When you were born, you were delivered by a buzzard.
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, special delivery, eh?


Moe (Moe Howard): You want to wake the kid up?
Larry (Larry Fine): I almost forgot, I’m one-third of a father.


Larry (Larry Fine): Hey, what do kids eat?
Moe (Moe Howard): What do kids eat? That’s easy. Soft stuff; no bones, no potato chips. What did you eat when you were a baby?
Curly (Curly Howard): Weeds.


Moe (Moe Howard): For once you’re showing a slight trace of brains.


Curly [trying to say ‘artichoke’]: Maybe he’d like a smarty cone — a party smoke — an okie-doke — this feathered apple!
Moe (Moe Howard): Ya oughta-choke.
Curly (Curly Howard): You too.


Curly (Curly Howard): [trying to eat an artichoke] I’d like to meet the guy who invented these barbed-wire pineapples!


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