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Funny movie quotes from Of Cash and Hash

Funny movie quotes from Of Cash and Hash (1955) starring the Three Stooges – Moe, Larry, Shemp

Funny movie quotes from Of Cash and Hash starring the Three Stooges, where the Stooges (Moe, Larry, Shemp) are witnesses to a robbery, then get suspected by the police, and then have to pursue the crooks themselves!

Police Officer: Who’€™s in that can?
Moe: Just garbage!


Moe: What kind of bird is that on the stool?
Moe: Must be a stool pigeon.


Moe: [placing order at restaurant] Two fried eggs over easy! [customer leaves, Larry decides to eat the eggs himself] On those fried eggs, use the fresh ones this time!


Police Captain (Vernon Dent): [takes a sip of the coffee, spits it out]
Moe: Oh, you like it.
Police Captain (Vernon Dent): That tastes like paint!
Shemp: You’€™re crazy. [takes a sip] That is paint.  [takes a sip of the coffee] That’€™s the coffee. [puts it down, takes the cup of paint instead] This tastes better.


Moe: Haven’€™t I seen you someplace before?
Bank robber: I’€™ve never been there.


Moe: I tell you, he drove up to that deserted house.
Shemp: Deserted house! Deserted house! I don’€™t like deserted houses!
Moe: Why not?  They might give us dessert!


Moe: You had a hallucination!
Shemp: I had a hunk of pipe!


 

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