Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges – Moe, Larry, Curly
Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
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Moe Howard: [seeing Larry crawling along the floor] I always knew he was a groundhog.
[Curly pulls a wad of cash out of an umbrella]
Moe Howard: Money! Moola! [to Curly] I accept your apology!
Larry: And you can come with us!
Male Nurse: Gentlemen?
Larry [looking around]: Who came in?
Male Nurse: What do you think you’re doin’?
Moe Howard: Breathing!
Male Nurse: Well, cut it out! It ain’t on the schedule!
Moe Howard: [to Larry] Dr. Windbag, I presume?
Larry: Well, blow me down!
Moe Howard: He’s out like a light! What did you give him?
Curly Howard: [holding a mallet and a black bottle] Ether!
Moe Howard: Ether?
Curly Howard: Either the mallet or the bottle!
Moe Howard: We’ll fool that guy! We’ll cut through your skull so fast, he won’t know the difference!
Curly Howard: But what about me?
Moe Howard: You won’t know the difference either.
Curly Howard: What are you doing in there? [to Moe and Larry locked in the steam room] What are you so steamed up about?
Curly Howard: [after chasing a shapely female nurse, only to be slapped and thrown threw a door, with a serving tray thrown through the hole in the door and hitting him on the head] I can take a hint!