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Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen

Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges – Moe, Larry, Curly

Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard

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Moe Howard: [seeing Larry crawling along the floor] I always knew he was a groundhog.


[Curly pulls a wad of cash out of an umbrella]
Moe Howard: Money!  Moola! [to Curly] I accept your apology!
Larry: And you can come with us!


Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges - Moe, Larry, Curly[Larry takes Curly’€™s temperature]
Moe Howard: What’€™s it say?
Larry: 90 proof!


Male Nurse: Gentlemen?
Larry [looking around]: Who came in?


Male Nurse: What do you think you’€™re doin’€™?
Moe Howard: Breathing!
Male Nurse: Well, cut it out! It ain’€™t on the schedule!


Moe Howard: [to Larry] Dr. Windbag, I presume?
Larry: Well, blow me down!


Moe Howard: He’€™s out like a light!  What did you give him?
Curly Howard: [holding a mallet and a black bottle] Ether!
Moe Howard: Ether?
Curly Howard: Either the mallet or the bottle!


Moe Howard: We’€™ll fool that guy!  We’€™ll cut through your skull so fast, he won’€™t know the difference!
Curly Howard: But what about me?
Moe Howard: You won’€™t know the difference either.


Curly Howard: What are you doing in there? [to Moe and Larry locked in the steam room] What are you so steamed up about?


Curly Howard: [after chasing a shapely female nurse, only to be slapped and thrown threw a door, with a serving tray thrown through the hole in the door and hitting him on the head] I can take a hint!

One thought on “Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen

  1. jack says:

    Love how the scream and the slap take place off screen before he goes through the door.

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