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Funny movie quotes from Men in Black, starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from Men in Black starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from Men In Black – hilariously funny! The only Three Stooges short film to be nominated for an Academy Award.

Funny movie quotes from Men in Black starring the Three Stooges – Moe, Larry and Curly

Dr. Moe Howard: What’s your name?
Patient: [with thermometer in mouth] Anna Conda.
Dr. Moe Howard: On account a what?


Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Dr. Moe Howard: Yes, that’s true.
Hiccupping Nurse: Well, then, why don’t the patients eat an apple a day and save hospital expenses?
Dr. Curly Howard: Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! That’s a pippin!
Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, I know what a pippin is.
Dr. Larry Fine: You do, eh? What’s a pippin?
Hiccupping Nurse: Uh, a pippin is an apple with a skin on the outside.
Dr. Moe Howard: Did you ever see an apple with a skin on the inside?
Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, sure I did.
Dr. Larry Fine: You did?
Hiccupping Nurse:Uh-huh.
Dr. Larry Fine:Where?
Hiccupping Nurse: In homemade apple pie.


PA announcer: Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard …


Dr. Moe Howard: How is she, doctor?
Doctor with ‘€˜Tiny Patient’ (Bud Jamison): A slight hope.
Dr. Curly Howard: That’s too bad. What’s the matter?
Doctor with ‘€˜Tiny Patient’(Bud Jamison): She’s in a coma.
Tiny Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I’m in a bed!


Tiny Patient: Say, doctor, do you really think I’m gonna get better?
Dr. Moe Howard: I’m very sorry, but I’m afraid you are.
Tiny Patient: Oh, thanks, doctor. You don’t know how I really appreciate it.


[after being asked where they found their respective patients]
Dr. Larry Fine: Under the bed!
Dr. Moe Howard: Up on the chandelier!
Dr. Graves: What did you do for him?
Dr. Curly Howard: Nothing! What’d he ever do for us?


Dr. Moe Howard, Dr. Curly Howard, Dr. Larry Fine: For Duty and Humanity!

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