Funny movie quotes from If a Body Meets a Body

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Funny movie quotes from If a Body Meets a Body, the classic haunted house murder mystery starring The Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard)

Moe Pink (Moe Howard): Blow out that candle.
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): Oh, no! Then it’ll be dark! I’m scared!
Moe Pink (Moe Howard): Blow out that candle or I’ll blow out your brain. Or a facsimile thereof.
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): Or a facsimile thereof’€ … all right.


Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): Pardon me, I …
Detective: Who’re you?
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): [indignantly] I’m Curly Q. Link!
Detective: Oh, you’re the missing Link!
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): No, I’m da found Link! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!


Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): [reading his uncle’s will] ‘To my nephew, Curly Q. Link…” That’s me! “I leave a sum total of sixty-seven cents, net.”


Larry Mink (Larry Fine): Here’s one. “Wanted: Gravediggers.”
Moe Pink (Moe Howard): No, no, too morbid.
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): Da morbid, da merrier! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!


Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): You know my name is Curly Q. Link!
Larry Mink (Larry Fine): What’s the “Q” stand for? Quincy?
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): No.
Moe Pink (Moe Howard): Quentin?
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): No.
Moe Pink (Moe Howard): Well then, what?
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): Cuff.
Larry Mink (Larry Fine): Oh, Cuff Link!


Jerkington: [creepily] Goodnight, gentlemen. I hope you have a nice LONG sleep.
Moe Pink (Moe Howard): Thanks, Dracula.


Larry Mink (Larry Fine): [about Curly’s soup] Smells like a dead horse!


Moe Pink (Moe Howard): Didn’t you say you were born in Oxford?
Curly Q. Link (Curly Howard): I can’t remember. I was born awfully young.


Larry (Larry Fine) [to Moe]: Why’d you hit me on the head?
Moe (Moe Howard): I didn’t hit you on the head … yet! [hits Larry on the head]


Moe (Moe Howard): Be like me, fellas, I ain’t scared.  But let’s get outta here!

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