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Funny movie quotes from Hold That Lion

Funny movie quotes from Hold That Lion, starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from Hold That Lion, a Three Stooges short film starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Shemp Howard – with a cameo appearance by Curly Howard in his last film role.

sign: Cess, Pool & Drayne – Attorneys at Law


Shemp (Shemp Howard): Don’€™t rush me; Rome wasn’€™t built in a day, and neither was Syracuse


Larry (Larry Fine): My right palm itches, what’€™s that a sign of?
Moe (Moe Howard): You’€™re hand’€™s dirty.


Shemp (Shemp Howard): I can’€™t see without my glasses.
Moe (Moe Howard): Oh, no? [puts glasses on Shemp] Can you see now?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Yeah.
Moe (Moe Howard): [holds up 2 fingers] What’€™s this?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Two dirty fingers.
[pokes him in the eyes]


sign: Slipp, Tripp & Skipp – Investment Brokers


Shemp, Larry, Moe (Moe Howard): We’€™ll get the filthy moocher, The Moola, the Geidas, No Slippery guy named Slipp, Is ever gonna’€™ cheat-us, A-zee, a-zie, a-zoh!


Shemp (Shemp Howard): [with a fish bowl on his head, he mumbles inaudibly]
Moe (Moe Howard): What did he say?
Larry (Larry Fine): [mimics inaudible mumbling]
Moe (Moe Howard): [smacks Larry] Get out of here!


Moe (Moe Howard): Say, what’€™s another word for ‘€œscrutiny’€?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Scrutiny.


Larry (Larry Fine): I smell somethin’€™ awful.
Moe (Moe Howard): You telling me? Why don’€™tcha use cologne?


Pullman porter: [as lion claws his backside] Help! Help! I’€™m losin’€™ mah mind!


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