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Funny movie quotes from Hoi Polloi

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges‘ short film, Hoi Polloi (1935)

Moe Howard: [the Stooges reluctantly agree to be gentlemen] You know it’ll break the old man’s heart but you got the drop on us.
Larry Fine: It’ll disgrace us for life.
Curly Howard: I won’t be able to look at my children in the face.

Moe: [reading] “See the deer. Has the deer any doe?”
Curly: Yeah, two bucks!

Larry: Oh, see the cat. Does the mouse see that cat? Yeah, the dirty rat!

Prof. Richmond: Can you spell cat?
Curly Howard: Soitenly!
Prof. Richmond: Spell it!
Curly Howard: Cat. K-I-T-T-Y, pussy.

Moe Howard: [reading] “See the deer. Has the deer any doe?”
Curly Howard: Yeah, two bucks!
Larry Fine: Oh, see the cat. Does the mouse see that cat? Yeah, the dirty rat!

Dance Instructor: 1-2-3, dip. Can you do it?
Curly Howard: It ain’t the dippin’. It’s the countin’ that’s got me!

Moe Howard: Now then gentlemen. Remember your etiquette. [Slaps Larry and Curly]
Larry Fine: What’s that for?
Curly Howard: We didn’t do nothin’!
Moe Howard: That’s in case you do when I’m not around.

Girl: Your dancing is atrocious!
Larry Fine: Thank you, I couldn’t dance a step last year.

Curly Howard: Thanks for the dance … and cut yourself a slice ‘a throat!

Prof. Richmond: Well here’s your check Professor Nichols, you certainly won the wager.
Prof. Nichols: Oh that’s very nice. Please forgive me Mrs. Richmond, annoying you with these rowdies.
Mrs. Rich: What do you mean rowdies? Spread out![Slaps him on the face]

Moe: Gentlemen, this is the punishment we get for being among the hoi polloi.

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