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Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges' short film, Hoi Polloi (1935)

Funny movie quotes from Hoi Polloi

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges‘ short film, Hoi Polloi (1935)

Moe Howard: [the Stooges reluctantly agree to be gentlemen] You know it’ll break the old man’s heart but you got the drop on us.
Larry Fine: It’ll disgrace us for life.
Curly Howard: I won’t be able to look at my children in the face.

Moe: [reading] “See the deer. Has the deer any doe?”
Curly: Yeah, two bucks!

Larry: Oh, see the cat. Does the mouse see that cat? Yeah, the dirty rat!

Prof. Richmond: Can you spell cat?
Curly Howard: Soitenly!
Prof. Richmond: Spell it!
Curly Howard: Cat. K-I-T-T-Y, pussy.

Moe Howard: [reading] “See the deer. Has the deer any doe?”
Curly Howard: Yeah, two bucks!
Larry Fine: Oh, see the cat. Does the mouse see that cat? Yeah, the dirty rat!

Dance Instructor: 1-2-3, dip. Can you do it?
Curly Howard: It ain’t the dippin’. It’s the countin’ that’s got me!

Moe Howard: Now then gentlemen. Remember your etiquette. [Slaps Larry and Curly]
Larry Fine: What’s that for?
Curly Howard: We didn’t do nothin’!
Moe Howard: That’s in case you do when I’m not around.

Girl: Your dancing is atrocious!
Larry Fine: Thank you, I couldn’t dance a step last year.

Curly Howard: Thanks for the dance … and cut yourself a slice ‘a throat!

Prof. Richmond: Well here’s your check Professor Nichols, you certainly won the wager.
Prof. Nichols: Oh that’s very nice. Please forgive me Mrs. Richmond, annoying you with these rowdies.
Mrs. Rich: What do you mean rowdies? Spread out![Slaps him on the face]

Moe: Gentlemen, this is the punishment we get for being among the hoi polloi.

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