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Funny movie quotes from Have Rocket Will Travel

Funny movie quotes from Have Rocket Will Travel – the first Columbia full-length Three Stooges movie

Funny movie quotes from Have Rocket, Will Travel starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Joe DeRita

Mr Morse (Jerome Cowan): The board doesn’t approve of this mixing of scientists with … people.


Moe (Moe Howard): Now plug it in right, ya nitwit!
Curly Joe (Joe DeRita): Yeah, ya nitwit!
Moe (Moe Howard): Hey, I do the name calling around here! [to Larry] Go ahead, ya nitwit!


Moe (Moe Howard): We gotta operate and get that tube out.  Anesthetic!
Larry (Larry Fine): Nobody lays a hand on me!
Moe (Moe Howard): [after Curly Joe hands him a mallet] Anesthetic! [bonks Larry unconscious] I didn’t lay a hand on him.


Curly Joe (Joe DeRita): Moe, who’s that in the mirror?
Moe (Moe Howard): [looks in the mirror] That’s me.
Curly Joe (Joe DeRita): Oh good, I though it was me.


[upon meeting a talking unicorn]
Larry (Larry Fine): Ain’t he quaint?
Moe (Moe Howard): “Ain’t”? The word is “isn’t”!
Larry (Larry Fine): Isn’t he quisn’t?


Larry (Larry Fine): [after a beautiful French girl walks away] Why didn’t I learn French instead of Latin? [spies Hispanic girl] Oh, a Latin!


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