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Funny movie quotes from Grips, Grunts and Groans

Funny movie quotes from Grips, Grunts and Groans starring the Three Stooges (1937)

Funny movie quotes from Grips, Grunts and Groans the Three Stooges short film – where the Stooges (Moe, Larry and Curly) have to keep a wrestler from getting drunk before his big match – and when that fails, Curly has to take his place! A funny Three Stooges short.

Curly (Curly Howard): Wait a minute! Wait a minute! If I’€™m gonna get beat up, I wanna get paid for it!


Waiter: Will you gentlemen have dessert?
Moe,Larry and Curly: Yeah, another turkey!


Moe (Moe Howard): Listen, Bustoff you can’€™t drink that. That’€™s alcohol.
Ivan Bustoff: That’€™s not alcohol. That’€™s just a little tequila, vodka and cognac.
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, that’€™s different go ahead.


Moe (Moe Howard): What happened?
Larry (Larry Fine): Nothing.  Only this pudding head dumped some dumbbells on his head.
Moe (Moe Howard): Dumbbells?
Curly (Curly Howard): When the dumbbells fell off, the locker fell on him.
Moe (Moe Howard): You mean you hit him with the locker, too?
Curly (Curly Howard): I didn’€™t do it, the locker did!


Curly (Curly Howard): I don’€™t know how to wrestle!  He’€™ll kill me!
Moe (Moe Howard): So what!  Tony’€™s gonna kill us anyway!  It’€™s better for one to die than three, and we’€™ve chosen you.
Curly (Curly Howard): A victim of circumstance!


Moe (Moe Howard): What’€™s a matter, kid, ya nervous?
Curly (Curly Howard): Nooo, I’€™m scared.


Moe (Moe Howard): Pin him down! Pin him down!
Curly (Curly Howard):But I ain’€™t got no pins.
Moe (Moe Howard): Oh, he ain’€™t got a pin …
Larry (Larry Fine): Get him one!
Moe (Moe Howard): You, too?

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