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Funny movie quotes from Easter Parade

Funny movie quotes from Easter Parade starring Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Ann Miller, Peter Lawford

Don Hewes (Fred Astaire): Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland): You did.

Don Hewes (Fred Astaire): A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be – a peach.
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland): I suppose I’m a lemon!

Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : Was I too terrible?
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : No. No.
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : I’ve never really danced before.
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : You’re going to be fine.
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : Mr. Hewes, Mr. Hewes… You know you don’t have to go on with this.
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : Now look…
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : No, I mean it. You’re the most wonderful dancer I’ve ever seen. You could get anyone to dance with you. You could get the very best.
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : I don’t want the very best. I want you.

Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : [the bartender hands Don his drink] Can you drown a brunette in this?
Mike the Bartender (Clinton Sundberg): How tall is she?
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : Five foot six.
Mike the Bartender (Clinton Sundberg) : [filling the glass a little more] Try this.

Jonathan Harrow III (Peter Lawford): I hope I’m intruding.

Sam – Don’s Valet: How did the act go, Mr. Hewes?
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : One bow.
Sam – Don’s Valet: Too bad.
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : Tomorrow we’d better get some dogs in the act.

Mike the Bartender (Clinton Sundberg) : What are you doing here by yourself?
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : Oh, I don’t know. I just wanted to get away for awhile.
Mike the Bartender (Clinton Sundberg) : Sure. Well, if there’s anything I can do, breaking one’s neck or anything like that, just say the word.

Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : [her eyes are closed] What color are my eyes?
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) : [kissing her, causing her to open her eyes in surprise] Brown.

Jonathan Harrow III (Peter Lawford): Nadine, get out all the hounds. We’re going for a walk.

Jonathan Harrow III (Peter Lawford) : He seems under the impression that you aren’t too fond of him.
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : But I am! Terribly!
Jonathan Harrow III (Peter Lawford) : Well, I’m afraid it’s a little late.
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : A little late? Little late? Well, that can’t be! What’ll I do?
Jonathan Harrow III (Peter Lawford) : Well, if I loved someone, I’d find a way to let them know it.
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : Well, it’s different with a man.
Jonathan Harrow III (Peter Lawford) : Why?
Hannah Brown (Judy Garland) : I don’t know. It just is, that’s all. It’s easier.

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