Funny movie quotes from Comin’ Round the Mountain

Funny movie quotes from Comin' Round the Mountain, starring Abbott and Costello

Funny movie quotes from Comin’ Round the  Mountain (1951) starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Margaret Hamilton

[after walking into an old beat-down cabin]
Wilbert (Lou Costello): How could my kin folks ever live in a joint like this?
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): Probably your forefathers lived here.
Wilbert (Lou Costello): I beg your pardon?
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): I said probably your forefathers lived here before you.
Wilbert (Lou Costello): My four fathers?
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): Yes.
Wilbert (Lou Costello): I didn’t have four fathers.
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): Sure, you did.
Wilbert (Lou Costello): If I did, only one came home nights.


Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): What’s going on out there?
Wilbert (Lou Costello): My in-laws are acting like outlaws.


[after seeing a goat]
Wilbert (Lou Costello): Funny-looking dog.


Wilbert (Lou Costello): What’s she doing?
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): She’s making Voodoo
Wilbert (Lou Costello): I do?
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): Voodoo!
Wilbert (Lou Costello): I do what?


[As the witch jabs Lou’s doll in the backside with a needle]
Wilbert (Lou Costello): AHHH!
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): That’s all in your mind!
Wilbert (Lou Costello): You gotta lousy sense of direction!


[Lou ends the voodoo duel by making a doll of the witch and Lou and the witch “needle” each other for a while. Finally, they call truce, and …]

Wilbert (Lou Costello): [to Al] Pay her.
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): I’ll pay her when I’m ready!
[Al sees her making a doll of … Al!]
Al Stewart (Bud Abbott): I’m ready!


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