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Funny movie quotes from Buck Privates Come Home

Funny movie quotes from Buck Privates Come Home – Abbott and Costello’s sequel to their blockbuster movie, “Buck Privates” – here they’re returning home after World War II, trying to smuggle Evie, a war orphan

Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): [explaining their situation with Evie] We’ve been like a mama and a papa to her.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): Leave me out of this.
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Okay, Papa.

Man: What’s the boy’s name?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Pat.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): Mike.
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Mike.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): Pat.
Man: [to Evie, who’s dressed up like a boy] What’s your name?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): [leaning in to Evie] Don’t you tell him, Evie.
Man: Evie?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Evie … E.V., that’s her name, Edward Vincent.
Man: HER name?

Man: Where does this little girl live?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Paris.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): Marseilles.
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Marseilles.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): Paris.
Man: Paris and Marseilles?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Her mother is a travelling salesman.

Sylvia Hunter: You love your uncle Herbie, don’t you?
Yvonne ‘Evie’ LeBrec: Oh yes, I’€™d marry him if I was a little bigger and he was a little littler.

Bill Gregory: That’s my car, hey Slick, who’s racing my car?
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): I don’t know, I’€™ll ask Herbie … Herbie? Herbie can’t drive!

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