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Funny movie quotes from The Chimp

Funny movie quotes from The Chimp, Laurel and Hardy,  short film, where Stan and Ollie try to smuggle the circus gorilla into their boarding house – co-starring James Finlayson and Billy Gilbert

Funny movie quotes from The Chimp, starring Laurel and Hardy

Title card: Mr. Laurel never got any further than the monkey cage.  Mr. Hardy’s aesthetic nature thrilled at the beauties of circus life.

Oliver (Oliver Hardy): That settles it!  That’s the last time that I’m gonna be this end of the horse!
Stan (Stan Laurel): Well I can’t go in there.
Oliver (Oliver Hardy): Why?
Stan (Stan Laurel): Well you look better in that end than I do.
Oliver (Oliver Hardy): Do you mean to insinuate that I look like a horse’s … [interrupted]

Title Card: The night was dark – they usually are

Oliver (Oliver Hardy): Well, I can’t sleep with the monkey!
Stan (Stan Laurel): Oh, she doesn’t mind. [to Ethel] You don’t mind sleeping with Ollie, do you?  [to Ollie] No, she doesn’t.

Stan (Stan Laurel): It might get cold and die of ammonia.
Oliver (Oliver Hardy): He means pu-monia.
Billy Gilbert: I don’t care if you all die of pu-monia!

Oliver (Oliver Hardy): Now why did you come running in there with the monkey?
Stan (Stan Laurel): I just saw MGM.

title card: 3 o’clock – if nothing happens, it will soon be 3:30

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