Frosty the Snowman quotes – funny lines from the classic Rankin-Bass children’s animated classic
Professor Hinkle: [looking into his hat] Where is that rabbit? Hocus-Pocus, where are, you? Bah! The only thing this hat’s good for is the trash can!
[The children name their snowman]
Boy #1: What shall we call him? Should we call him Harold?
Boy #2: Uh, Bruce?
Girl #1: Christopher Columbus?
Children: Oh, no.
Boy #3: Oatmeal?
Professor Hinkle: If that hat is magic, I want it back!
Karen: But it’s not yours anymore; you threw it away!
Professor Hinkle: Don’t talk back to your elders, you… you naughty, naughty, little girl.
[to Hocus, as he loads him back into the hat]
Professor Hinkle: And you, stay in there, or there’ll be no carrots for Christmas!
Professor Hinkle: Now, give me that hat, or else.
Frosty: Or else – what?
Professor Hinkle: Oh… well, don’t bother me with details. Give me that hat!
Professor Hinkle: We evil magicians have to make a living, too.
Traffic Cop: What’s the matter? Didn’t you see that traffic light?
Frosty: What’s a traffic light?
Traffic Cop: Up there on that lamppost.
Frosty: What’s a lamppost?
Traffic Cop: You want a ticket, wise guy?
Frosty: I’d love one. To the North Pole, please.
Karen: You’ve got to excuse him, sir. You see, he just came to life, and he doesn’t know much about such things.
Traffic Cop: Oh, well, okay, if he just came to life.
Traffic Cop: Move along!
[to himself after Frosty and the kids leave]
Traffic Cop: That silly snowman. Once they come to life, they don’t know nothin’.
[blows his whistle squeakily]
Traffic Cop: Come to life?
[accidentally swallows his whistle]
Frosty: Are you coming to the North Pole, too?
Karen: I’m sure my mother won’t mind, as long as I’m home in time for supper.
Frosty: It’s got to be all warm and snug inside for those Christmas flowers to grow so beautiful. Let’s go in.
Karen: Oh, but… but you’ll melt.
Frosty: Just a little. I’ll only stay inside for a minute. Besides, I’ve been meaning to take off a little weight, anyway.