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Forgive us our trespasses

Forgive us our trespasses – There’s no forgiveness from the parking meter police …

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’€™t find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:

‘€œI have circled the block 10 times. If I don’€™t park here, I’€™ll miss my appointment. As the Bible says, FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES.’€

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note.

‘€œI’€™ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’€™t give you a ticket, I’€™ll lose my job.  As the Bible says, Lead Us Not Into Temptation.’€

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