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First night out after the birth of the baby

When is it time to go home from their first night out after the birth of the baby? The father knows the perfect time …

Some months after the birth of their first baby, the mother and father went out for the first time.  The mother, understandably, was anxious about returning to her baby, but when she mentioned returning early her husband replied, ‘€œNo, honey, it’€™s not time to head back yet.’€

After the main course, the mother suggested again returning home.  The father replied, ‘€œIt’€™s far too early; it’€™s not time to head back yet.’€

After dessert, the mother again suggested heading home.  The father again replied ‘€œIt’€™s not time to head back yet.’€

The wife, mother of her defenseless baby, was starting to get upset – ‘€œYou keep saying it’€™s not time to head back yet – when will you know that’€™s it’€™s time to head back?’€

The husband replied with a smile, ‘€œWhen the baby sitter calls me on my cell phone to ask where the champagne glasses are.’€

 

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