Faster Food

Faster Food – Reminiscent of how Starbucks has three sizes of coffee — large, grande, and viente — all of which mean ‘large’

A man looked at the menu at the airport restaurant, and saw that the sandwiches were named for planes. ‘€œI’€™ll have a ‘€˜jumbo jet,’€™’€ he said. When the order arrived, he was disappointed to see how small his burger was, but he ate it anyway. He called his waiter over.

‘€œAre you sure that was the ‘€˜jumbo jet?’€™’€ he asked.

‘€œYeah,’€ the waiter answered. ‘€œWent pretty fast, didn’t it?’€

 

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