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Everything I need to know, I learned from watching Star Trek

Everything I need to know, I learned from watching Star Trek

Everything I need to know, I learned from watching Star Trek – I understand that some people think that TV can be educational … but Star Trek re-runs?

  • Seek out new life and new civilizations
  • Non-interference is the prime directive
  • Keep your phaser set on stun
  • Humans are highly illogical
  • There is no such things as a Vulcan Death Grip
  • Live long and prosper
  • Having is not so pleasing as wanting; it is highly illogical, but often true
  • Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations
  • Tribbles hate Klingons (and Klingons hate tribbles)
  • Enemies are often invisible- like Romulans they can be cloaked
  • Don’t put all your ranking officers in one shuttle craft
  • When your logic fails, trust a hunch
  • Insufficient data does not compute
  • If it can’t be fixed, just ask Scotty
  • Even on our own world, sometimes we are alien
  • When going out into the Universe, remember: “Boldly go where no one has gone before”

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