Emergency heart surgery at the Catholic hospital

Emergency heart surgery at the Catholic hospital – The man received life-saving surgery at the Catholic hospital … but who will pay the bill?

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had emergency heart surgery. He wakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”

The nun became understandably annoyed and replied loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The heart attack patient replied, “Send the bill to my brother in law.

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