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Economic systems explained with two cows

Economic systems explained with two cows – A funny, yet accurate, definition of Communism, Socialism, Fascism, Capitalism, etc. – using the example of owning 2 cows

Here are a few interesting views on politics:

Communism
If you have two cows you give both cows to the government, and then the government sells you some of the milk.
Socialism
If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government and then the government gives you some of the milk.
Fascism
If you have two cows, you milk both of them and give the government half of the milk.
Nazism
If you have two cows, the government shoots you and takes both cows.
New Deal
If you have two cows, you kill one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain.
Capitalism
If you have two cows, you sell one cow and buy a bull.

 

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