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Duck asks for grapes

Duck asks for grapes – A hilarious joke about a duck who wants to buy some grapes – this is my 9 year old daughter’s favorite joke – the punchline has become a key phrase between us.

A duck walks into a grocery store, walks up to the person behind the counter in the produce section, and asks, ‘€œDo you have any grapes?’€

Although taken aback, the grocery worker answers, ‘€œNo, I’€™m sorry, we’€™re fresh out today.’€

Looking downcast, the duck walks out. A minute later, the same duck walks back in and again asks, ‘€œDo you have any grapes?’€

The worker replies, ‘€œSame as before, sorry, no grapes.’€ The duck walks out dejected.

A minute later, the duck walks back in and asks again, ‘€œDo you have any grapes?’€

By now, the worker is getting quite irritated. ‘€œNo! No grapes today! If you ask again, I’€™m going to nail your webbed feet to the floor!’€ The duck walks out.

A minute later, the duck walks back in. ‘€œDo you have any nails?’€ asks the duck.

‘€œUm, no, I’€™m sorry, we don’€™t have any nails,’€ is the answer.

‘€œGreat! Do you have any grapes?’€

 

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