Did you hear about … a collection of punny jokes
Moe: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
Larry: No, what about her?
Moe: She had no control over her pupils.
Moe: Did you hear about the man who lives on onions alone?
Larry: No, but any man who lives on onions ought to live alone.
Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail? She got a full sentence.
Did you here about the clown that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on him.
Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?