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A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by ISIS terrorists in Iraq

very funny story about what happens when a CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by ISIS terrorists in Iraq – enjoy the joke!

A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by ISIS terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

The CNN Reporter said, ‘€˜Well, I’€™m an American, so I’€™d like one last hamburger with French fries.’€ The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said ‘€œNow, I can die.’€

The BBC Reporter said, ‘€˜I’€™m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’€™s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.’€ The terror leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, ‘€˜Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.’€

The leader turned and said, ‘€œAnd now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?’€

‘€œKick me in the ass,’€ said the soldier.

‘€œWhat?’€™ asked the leader, ‘€œWill you mock us in your last hour?’€

‘€œNo, I’€™m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,’€ insisted the Israeli. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass.

The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all ISIS terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him, ‘€œWhy didn’€™t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?’€

‘€œWhat?’€ replied the Israeli, ‘€œand have you report that I was the aggressor?’€

 

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