Clown’s medical dictionary – How does a clown interpret medical terms? In the funniest way possible!
Artery. . . . . . . . . . . . . Study of Painting Bacteria. . . . . . . . . . . . Back door to the cafeteria Barium. . . . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel . . . . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O, or U Caesarean Section . . . . . . . A district in Rome Catheter. . . . . . . . . . . . String instruments Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty Cauterize . . . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her Colic . . . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog Congenital. . . . . . . . . . . Friendly D & C . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where the White House is Dilate. . . . . . . . . . . . . To live long Enema . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend Fester. . . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker Fibula. . . . . . . . . . . . . Small lie Genital . . . . . . . . . . . . Non Jewish G I Series. . . . . . . . . . . Soldier baseball Grippe. . . . . . . . . . . . . Suitcase Hangnail. . . . . . . . . . . . Coat hook High Colonic. . . . . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday Impotent. . . . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known Labor Pain. . . . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work Medical Staff . . . . . . . . . Doctor's cane Morbid. . . . . . . . . . . . . Higher offer Nitrate . . . . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than the day rate Node. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Was aware of Outpatient. . . . . . . . . . . Person who has fainted Pap Smear . . . . . . . . . . . Paternity test Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . . . . Cousin of Elvis Postoperative . . . . . . . . . Mail carrier Prostate. . . . . . . . . . . . Flat on your back Recovery Room . . . . . . . . . Place to do upholstery Rectum. . . . . . . . . . . . . Dang near killed him! Rheumatic . . . . . . . . . . . Amorous Secretion . . . . . . . . . . . Hiding something Seizure . . . . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor Tablet. . . . . . . . . . . . . Small table Terminal Illness. . . . . . . . Getting sick at the airport Tibia . . . . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa Tumor . . . . . . . . . . . . . More than one Urine . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out Varicose. . . . . . . . . . . . Near by Vein. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Conceited
