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  • No Jesus-No Peace. Know Jesus-Know Peace.
  • Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
  • Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
  • Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
  • An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”
  • When the restaurant next to the church put out a big sign with red letters that said, Open Sundays, the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”
  • People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
  • God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
  • Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
  • When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
  • Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
  • Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily.
  • How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?
  • Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
  • Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
  • It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
  • Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
  • If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
  • Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
  • This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?
  • Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
  • In the dark? Follow the Son.

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