Christmas Fruit cake Recipe – Frankly, I always suspected that this is how they made fruitcake …
4 Oz. Fruit Bits
1 Railroad Tie
Large Rubber Mallot
WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an adult!)
Cut a one-foot section from the middle of your railroad tie.
The resulting block of wood should be the size and shape of a loaf of bread.
Then, take some fruit bits and pound them into the block with your rubber mallet. Spread the colors around, or you might wind up with an ugly fruitcake. Don’t be afraid to throw some elbow grease into that mallet! Good fruit bits should be much harder than the railroad tie, so you can’t break anything.
Finally, cover it tightly in plastic wrap, and give your loved ones the timeless and enduring gift of fruitcake!