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Choose the dollar bill, or two quarters

Choose the dollar bill, or two quarters – A very funny joke, with a wonderful twist at the end – it makes you wonder *who* the stupid person is!

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ‘€œThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.’€

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘€œWhich do you want, son?’€

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

‘€œWhat did I tell you?’€ said the barber. ‘€œThat kid never learns!’€ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

‘€œHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’€

The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied, ‘€œBecause the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’€

 

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