Losing your wallet at the auction
Losing your wallet at the auction – Yet another reason to use e-bay
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99.9% success rate
99.9% success rate – that’s good, right? You often hear people say that they have a “99.9% success rate”. Well, if that is acceptable, then:
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Decorating a cake
Decorating a cake – how easy is it? (The bakery had just closed. I had clocked out, and was on my way out of the store.) Lady: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”
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The New Salesman
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the...
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Occupational Hymns
Occupational Hymns – Hymns for every occupation, from Teacher to Dentist to everybody’s favorite, the IRS agent
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Do you know who I am?
If you ever get annoyed at those self-important jerks who like to shout out ‘Do you know who I am?’, you’ll enjoy how this airport employee gets sweet revenge!
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The economist and the high cost of living
The economist and the high cost of living – The economist is rebuked for his theories on the high cost of living – by a rather unusual caller.
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Excuses For Missing Work
Excuses For Missing Work – If you actually *use* any of these excuses for missing work, then you really should be fired
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The building contractor goes to Heaven
The building contractor goes to Heaven – Why is the building contractor given such a warm welcome in Heaven?
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Funny airline announcements
Funny airline announcements – Very funny announcements made on various airlines – supposedly true!
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