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Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman

Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman starring the Three Stooges and Bud Jamison
Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman starring the Three Stooges Sign: Mrs. Hammond Eggerley’s Theatrical Apt’s – 26 rooms – 2 bath tubs =Rates= $4 per week up Mostly Up Curly (Curly Howard): [looking in a cookbook with their monkey Joe on his shoulder] There’s someplace...
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Ted Nugent’s 9 Reasons Why We Should Thank Barack Obama

Barack Obama Statue Committee
 Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary’s presidential aspirations – something no Republican was ever able to do. Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty – no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. Obama is destroying...
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Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza
Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) – the Stooges are in the Old West, trying to get money to help their girlfriends who are forced to...
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Talking to the homeless man

I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were  washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I...
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Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat

Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat – a post-election song list Who’s Sorry Now? I Wanna Be Loved by You After the Ball is Over I’ll Be Hard to Handle You’re Devastating If I Only Had a Heart That’s What You Jolly Well Get We’re Staying Home...
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Top 10 movie titles that describe the election

Top 10 movie titles that describe the election – 2016 edition Since this election season has been more raucous than most, here’s a list of the top 10 movie titles to describe this election season: Dementia 13 Apocalypse Now Catch Me If You Can Despicable Me Doom Dumb...
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Hitting the bottle

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four- year old daughter to answer the phone.
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