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Talking to the homeless man

The hobos and the nun with a broken leg
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were  washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I...
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Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat

Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton's defeat - a post-election song list
Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat – a post-election song list Who’s Sorry Now? I Wanna Be Loved by You After the Ball is Over I’ll Be Hard to Handle You’re Devastating If I Only Had a Heart That’s What You Jolly Well Get We’re Staying Home...
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Top 10 movie titles that describe the election

Funny movie quotes from Violent is the Word for Curly
Top 10 movie titles that describe the election – 2016 edition Since this election season has been more raucous than most, here’s a list of the top 10 movie titles to describe this election season: Dementia 13 Apocalypse Now Catch Me If You Can Despicable Me Doom Dumb...
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Hitting the bottle

Hitting the bottle - A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four- year old daughter to answer the phone.
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four- year old daughter to answer the phone.
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When the terrorist tripped and fell in the water …

When the terrorist tripped and fell into the water
While strolling around the harbor this morning about 11:00 a.m., I noticed this character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” when suddenly he slipped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all of the explosives that he was carrying. If...
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