Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish – and the joke about the difference between a Democrat and a Republican
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Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa
Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa – a funny joke from The Abbott and Costello Radio Program, about lion hunting
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Bungee Jumping in Mexico
Bungee Jumping in Mexico – Why it’s a bad idea to start a bungee-jumping business in Mexico Two men are bungee-jumping one day. The first one says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”
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Do you believe in life after death?
Do you believe in life after death? the boss asks his employee – with good reason!
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Funny movie quotes from Me and the Colonel
Funny movie quotes from Me and the Colonel starring Danny Kaye S. L. Jacobowsky (Danny Kaye): I packed my belongings in two trunks and moved to Prague, but the German army seemed to take absolute delight in following me. S. L. Jacobowsky (Danny Kaye): My mother, wise woman that she...
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Goodbye, Mother!
Goodbye, Mother! The bond between a mother and son … or, between a mother and a total stranger …
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Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma Goes West
Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma Goes West Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma Goes West is Martin & Lewis’ second film, with the cast from the then-popular “My Friend Irma” radio show
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Red Skelton’s eye exam
Red Skelton‘s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor. This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The...
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Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem
Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem, starring Abbott and Costello, Marilyn Maxwell Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem – a funny comedy, where Bud and Lou are performers in the Middle East. Alongside the lovely songstress Marilyn Maxwell, they’re caught up in a revolution....
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Anagrams
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
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