Puns

Emerald City of Oz

Hurricane of puns from The Emerald City of Oz

Hurricane of puns from The Emerald City of Oz – Did you know that L. Frank Baum, author of the Wizard of Oz series of books, was a pun master? Check out this excerpt from “The Emerald City of Oz” for a hurricane of puns – and enjoy!

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Superman, Snow White and Pinocchio

Superman’s x-ray vision

Superman’s x-ray vision – So, where *does* Superman’s x-ray vision come from?

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What’s a matta with you?

Louie: What’s this? Latka: It’s a kebble. Louie: What’s a kebble?

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Alan Alda and Loretta Swift from the M*A*S*H TV series

M*A*S*H – doing inventory

Hawkeye: Sulfa…where’€™s the sulfa? Margaret: The sulfa’€™s in the living room.

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Have a scar? The clown just had his appendix removed ...

Have a scar?

Have a scar? The clown just had his appendix removed … Clown 1: I just had my appendix removed. Clown 2: Have a scar?

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The clown and the can of frozen juice

The clown and the can of frozen juice – a very punny joke! Enjoy!

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The Zoo Keeper - A Christmas pun - a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoy

The Zoo Keeper

The Zoo Keeper – A Christmas pun – a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoy This is the tale of the Crist family who worked at a zoo. Each year they claimed to be able to predict the overall mood of the year by watching the animals. In particular, the gnu’€™s who, if […]

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Isaac Asimov photo - meretricious!

Meretricious!

Meretricious! An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac Asimov The late science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, told this story: Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called ‘€œmeretricious.’€ The word is from the Latin meretrix, meaning ‘€œprostitute,’€ so that the implication was […]

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Buying a Barbie doll?

Buying a Barbie Doll?

Buying a Barbie Doll? Why is the gentleman, who has no children, nieces or nephews, in line to buy a Barbie doll? An atrocious pun for the punch line!

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A Santa Claus Pun

A Santa Claus Pun – A pun that’s truly atrocious – a ‘groaner’ as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well. As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer […]

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