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Two atoms are walking down the street and they accidentally bump into each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” The second replies, “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I...
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached,...
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August 12, 2018 user
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Teepee or wigwam? What’s the diagnosis?
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August 12, 2018 user
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Juan and Amal – separated at birth – warning: pun alert!
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July 31, 2018 user
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Feeling light headed – A true story about the drive back home from donating hair to Wigs for Kids
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July 6, 2018 user
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They’re complimentary – Everyone likes a compliment, but sometimes ‘complimentary’ means …. something else
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May 11, 2018 user
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Hanukkah pun – An utterly atrocious pun – that I hope you enjoy as much as I did!
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April 24, 2018 user
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I don’t like the sound of those drums – When it comes to the drums, everyone’s a critic
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April 7, 2018 user
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Song lyrics to ‘The Limerick Song’ – children’s silly song that’s filled with silly limericks
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March 14, 2018 user
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