Puns

Two atoms are walking down the street

Two atoms are walking down the street

Two atoms are walking down the street and they accidentally bump into each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” The second replies, “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”

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Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

Chess enthusiasts

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an […]

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Hazelnut daiquiri

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find he […]

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Teepee or wigwam?

Teepee or wigwam? What’s the diagnosis?

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Juan and Amal – separated at birth

Juan and Amal – separated at birth – warning: pun alert!

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Change a light bulb jokes - A list of 'how many xxx does it take to screw in a light bulb?' jokes - featuring real men, real women, folk singers, economists, Harvard MBAs, surrealists, police officers ...

Feeling light headed

Feeling light headed – A true story about the drive back home from donating hair to Wigs for Kids

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They're complimentary

They’re complimentary

They’re complimentary – Everyone likes a compliment, but sometimes ‘complimentary’ means …. something else

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When the Rabbi meets the Trids the result is ... an atrocious pun, which I hope you enjoy!

Hannukah pun

Hannukah pun – An utterly atrocious pun – that I hope you enjoy as much as I did!

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I don’t like the sound of those drums

I don’t like the sound of those drums

I don’t like the sound of those drums – When it comes to the drums, everyone’s a critic

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The Limerick Song

Song lyrics to ‘The Limerick Song’ – children’s silly song that’s filled with silly limericks

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