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Two atoms are walking down the street

Two atoms are walking down the street
Two atoms are walking down the street and they accidentally bump into each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” The second replies, “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
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Chess enthusiasts

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I...
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Hazelnut daiquiri

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached,...
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