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How President Obama would react to a Zombie outbreak

Did you ever wonder how President Obama would react to a zombie outbreak? Probably with the following:

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Californian to Texan translation guide

Due to the large  number of jobs moving from California to Texas, Texas has compiled a Californian to Texan translation guide

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Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal? … which one? Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running? Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England – but will Joe Biden pass the Queen’s intelligence test? He asked her, ‘€œYour Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?’€ ‘€œWell,’€ said the Queen, ‘€œthe most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.’€ Obama […]

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton help a homeless person

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton help a homeless person – a lesson in the meaning of “compassion” Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street, when they came upon a homeless person. Donald Trump gave the homeless person his business card, and told him to come to his office for a job. He then […]

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President Obama tries to cash a check

President Obama tries to cash a check – but how can he prove his identity? President Barack Obama, surrounded by his normal retinue of Secret Service agents, walks into the Chicago branch office of a regional bank to cash a check. ‘€œGood morning, ma’€™am,’€ he says to the cashier. ‘€œI’€™d like to cash this check.’€ […]

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Al Sharpton protests washing machines

Al Sharpton protests washing machines – but why? Al Sharpton was in Sears. He was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were white. So the clerk called the store manager who asked, ‘€œWhat’€™s the problem here?” Sharpton pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of […]

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Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas

Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas

Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas – And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays…… Republican say “Merry Christmas!” Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”€ Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army. Democrats help the poor […]

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Bloomberg Gun Attack Safety Tips

Bloomberg Gun Attack Safety Tips – What Mayor Bloomberg of New York City, and other liberal politicians, suggest that you do if faced with a crazed gunman … If faced with a crazed gunman:

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New Year's Resolutions for Liberals A list of New Years resolutions for American liberals ... enjoy!

New Year’s Resolutions for Liberals

New Year’s Resolutions for Liberals A list of New Years resolutions for American liberals … enjoy!

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