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Affordable Plumbing Act

Affordable Plumbing Act
Only weeks after leaving office on Jan. 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it. Troy drives to Obama’€™s new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago...
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Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal? … which one? Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running? Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean the State...
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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England - but will Joe Biden pass the Queen's intelligence test?
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England – but will Joe Biden pass the Queen’s intelligence test? He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is...
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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton help a homeless person

A Republican and Hillary Clinton help a homeless person
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton help a homeless person – a lesson in the meaning of “compassion” Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street, when they came upon a homeless person. Donald Trump gave the homeless person his business card, and told him to come to...
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President Obama tries to cash a check

President Obama tries to cash a check
President Obama tries to cash a check – but how can he prove his identity? President Barack Obama, surrounded by his normal retinue of Secret Service agents, walks into the Chicago branch office of a regional bank to cash a check. ‘€œGood morning, ma’€™am,’€ he says to the...
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Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas

Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas
Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas – And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays…… Republican say “Merry Christmas!”Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”€ Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the...
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Bloomberg Gun Attack Safety Tips

Bloomberg Gun Attack Safety Tips – What Mayor Bloomberg of New York City, and other liberal politicians, suggest that you do if faced with a crazed gunman … If faced with a crazed gunman:
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