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One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Merry Christmas, My Friend

Merry Christmas, My Friend - a military-themed version of Twas the Night before Christmas, originally published in Leatherneck magazineac
Merry Christmas, My Friend – This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991 This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’€™, as published in Leatherneck magazine in...
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‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version

Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version
‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version –  (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) – aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs ‘€˜Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced...
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