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The new recruit at guard duty

United States Marine Corps
The new recruit at guard duty – What happens when the new recruit on guard duty challenges the General? The new recruit, on guard duty for the first time, was told to challenge anyone who didn’€™t have a blue card. The General came to the gate.  He didn’t have...
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Immunizations in the Navy

Immunizations in the Navy – In the Navy, how many injections are too many? In the service, you tend to be inoculated against everything, whether you need it or not.  The story is told of the carrier pilot, who after receiving his umpteenth injection, asked for a drink of water.
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How long submarines can stay underwater

How long submarines can stay underwater – When naval officers brag about how long their submarines can stay underwater – laughter results! Enjoy! One American, one Russian and one German naval officer try to decide who’€™s submarines are the best.
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Life in the Marine Corps

United States Marine Corps
Life in the Marine Corps – A very interesting letter from home from a new marine – be sure to read to the end for the punch line! Enjoy the joke! Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine...
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McDonnell Douglas customer questionnaire

McDonnell Douglas customer questionnaire
McDonnell Douglas customer questionnaire – No, this wasn’t actually done by McDonnell Douglas – but wouldn’t it be funny if it were? Actually, it’s funny anyway! Enjoy the joke! Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few...
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