British officer addressing the troops in a foreign land – A very old joke, going back (at least) to World War II. I first heard it as ‘The British Officer in Rangoon’
The new recruit at guard duty – What happens when the new recruit on guard duty challenges the General? The new recruit, on guard duty for the first time, was told to challenge anyone who didn’t have a blue card. The General came to the gate. He didn’t have his blue card with him.
Immunizations in the Navy – In the Navy, how many injections are too many? In the service, you tend to be inoculated against everything, whether you need it or not. The story is told of the carrier pilot, who after receiving his umpteenth injection, asked for a drink of water.
How long submarines can stay underwater – When naval officers brag about how long their submarines can stay underwater – laughter results! Enjoy! One American, one Russian and one German naval officer try to decide who’s submarines are the best.
Life in the Marine Corps – A very interesting letter from home from a new marine – be sure to read to the end for the punch line! Enjoy the joke! Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch […]
McDonnell Douglas customer questionnaire – No, this wasn’t actually done by McDonnell Douglas – but wouldn’t it be funny if it were? Actually, it’s funny anyway! Enjoy the joke! Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration […]
A very funny story about what happens when a CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by ISIS terrorists in Iraq – enjoy the joke! A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by ISIS terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them […]