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Lawyer jokes

the obligatory introductions

“You’re a crook.” “You’re a liar.” Judge: “Now that the opposing attorneys have been properly introduced, let us start this case.”
Lawyer jokes

Excused from jury duty

Excused from jury duty – Not that I *recommend* this as a means of getting out of jury duty, of course … but it’s still funny!
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A lawyer pun

A lawyer pun A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of...
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Using lawyers instead of rats

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the...
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The Lawyer and the tombstone

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on...
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The Lawyer and the stolen car

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the...
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Lawyer jokes

Lawyer jokes

Collection of lawyer jokes – not that nice to lawyers, but very funny! Enjoy the jokes!
Lawyer jokes

An ambulance chaser?

An ambulance chaser? Some lawyers are accused falsely of being ambulance chasers, while others …