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Using lawyers instead of rats

Using lawyers instead of rats
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged, and filed suit, but the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.
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The Lawyer and the tombstone

Lawyer and the tombstone
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. “In this...
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The Lawyer and the stolen car

The Lawyer and the stolen car
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. “Your Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
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What were you doing in the gambling den?

What were you doing in the gambling den? Does the locksmith have a legitimate excuse? Judge: You are accused of gambling, how do you plead? Plaintiff: Not guilty, your honor. Judge: What’s your profession? Plaintiff: I’m a locksmith, your honor. Judge: And what were you doing in the...
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