Kid jokes

Naming the twins

A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident. She wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl. But since she wasn’€™t around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names.

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My name is William

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, cooks, all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: ‘€œEasy, William, we won’€™t be long . . . easy boy.’€

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