The Littlest Worm
The Littlest Worm Song lyrics to The Littlest Worm – a silly song for children with a very cute ending
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What does a dalmatian do for the firemen?
What does a Dalmatian do for the firemen? Everyone knows that firefighters have Dalmatian dogs as mascots … but are they decoration, or do they serve a purpose? A carpool mom was delivering a station wagon full of kids to their homes one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in...
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Kids ask God questions
Kids ask God questions, such as ‘It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can’t you do that with the moon?’
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The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
The Children’s Bible in a nutshell – A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Enjoy what he wrote!
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The Children’s Bill of Rights
The Children’s Bill of Rights – A very funny poem, that’s all too true. Way to go, Mom!
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Toothbrush in the toilet
My four-year-old son Zachary came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
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K-9 officer and the young boy
A K-9 officer — the officer who works with a police dog — tells the story with his canine partner, Jake:
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The tooth fairy will never believe this
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
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Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt
Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt – First grade Sunday school students teach the teacher to choose her words wisely!
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Opposable Thumbs
Opposable Thumbs – Oddly, there’s more than one meaning to the word “opposable” …
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