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The Little Skunk’s Hole

The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my head In the little skunk’s hole And the little skunk said, “Well, bless my soul! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I...
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Arabella Miller

Arabella Miller - children's song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' - and who doesn't like a caterpillar?
Arabella Miller – children’s song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ – and who doesn’t like a caterpillar? Little Arabella Miller Had a fuzzy caterpillar (Tickle palm with two fingers) First it crawled up on her mother (Walk fingers up left arm) Then...
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The Bear

The Bear - a funny little children's 'echo song'
The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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Why is the little girl so blue?

Why is the little girl so blue? What deep-rooted psychological problem is causing the young girl to draw everything blue? Patricia’s parents received a note from her second-grade teacher. “Patricia is a wonderful student,” the note read, “but in art class, or when we have coloring projects, she...
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Starfish

There once was an old man who liked to start his days by going for walks on a nearby beach. Early one morning, he was walking along the shore after a big storm had passed, and he found that the beach was littered with starfish as far as...
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Science Facts

Science facts
Some Science Facts Science Facts – The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and class room discussions; most were from fifth- and sixth-graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s contention that the “most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and...
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Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy - we all know that young George Washington avoided punishment for chopping down the cherry tree ... but how about an outhouse?
Honesty is the best policy – we all know that young George Washington avoided punishment for chopping down the cherry tree … but how about an outhouse? Once, in the 1820’s, a little boy called Sam was playing in the yard behind his house. During his pretend fighting...
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Shirley Goodnest and Marcy

Who are Shirley Goodnest and Marcy - and what do they have to do with a mother's prayer? A very sweet (and funny) story about a young kid walking to school
Shirley Goodnest and Marcy … and walking to school A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe....
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