Kid jokes

starfish

Starfish

There once was an old man who liked to start his days by going for walks on a nearby beach. Early one morning, he was walking along the shore after a big storm had passed, and he found that the beach was littered with starfish as far as the eye could see.

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Science facts

Science Facts

Some Science Facts Science Facts – The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and class room discussions; most were from fifth- and sixth-graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s contention that the “most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.”

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Honesty is the best policy - we all know that young George Washington avoided punishment for chopping down the cherry tree ... but how about an outhouse?

Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy – we all know that young George Washington avoided punishment for chopping down the cherry tree … but how about an outhouse? Once, in the 1820’s, a little boy called Sam was playing in the yard behind his house. During his pretend fighting game, he knocked over the outhouse. Now […]

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Who are Shirley Goodnest and Marcy - and what do they have to do with a mother's prayer? A very sweet (and funny) story about a young kid walking to school

Shirley Goodnest and Marcy

Shirley Goodnest and Marcy … and walking to school A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how […]

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Love, lust and marriage

Answers about Marriage from Children

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by children) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up […]

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The paramedic delivers a baby ... and the three-year-old sister helps!

Paramedic delivers a baby

The paramedic delivers a baby … and the three-year-old sister helps!

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Song lyrics to The Littlest Worm - a silly song for children with a very cute ending

The Littlest Worm

The Littlest Worm Song lyrics to The Littlest Worm – a silly song for children with a very cute ending

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What does a Dalmatian do for the firemen? Everyone knows that firefighters have Dalmatian dogs as mascots ... but are they decoration, or do they serve a purpose?

What does a dalmatian do for the firemen?

What does a Dalmatian do for the firemen? Everyone knows that firefighters have Dalmatian dogs as mascots … but are they decoration, or do they serve a purpose?

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Kids ask God questions, such as 'It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?'

Kids ask God questions

Kids ask God questions, such as ‘It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can’t you do that with the moon?’

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The Children’s Bible in a nutshell - A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Enjoy what he wrote!

The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell

The Children’s Bible in a nutshell – A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Enjoy what he wrote!

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