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Grandmothers – an essay by an 8-year-old

Grandmothers - an essay by an 8-year-old
A grandmother is a lady who has no children of her own, so she likes other people’s little girls. A grandfather is a man grandmother. He goes walks with the boys and they talk about fishing, tractors, and like that. Grandmothers don’t have to do anything but be...
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The Little Skunk’s Hole

The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my head In the little skunk’s hole And the little skunk said, “Well, bless my soul! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I...
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Arabella Miller

Arabella Miller - children's song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' - and who doesn't like a caterpillar?
Arabella Miller – children’s song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ – and who doesn’t like a caterpillar? Little Arabella Miller Had a fuzzy caterpillar (Tickle palm with two fingers) First it crawled up on her mother (Walk fingers up left arm) Then...
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The Bear

The Bear - a funny little children's 'echo song'
The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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