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It only costs half a dollar

It only costs half a dollar
It only costs half a dollar — you really can’t blame the little boy … A little boy received a dollar bill for his birthday. The following day, he walked to a candy store up the street. He chose the candy that he wanted, and went to the...
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Child’s report on childbirth

Child's report on childbirth
Child’s report on childbirth – proof once again on why “little white lies” backfire – enjoy! A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents “how was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “the stork brought you to us.”
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Can you read and write?

Can you read and write?
Can you read and write? As Red Skelton used to joke, I can write better than I can read, but this reading’s wrote rotten! “Tommy, can you read and write?” The woman asked. “Well, I can write,” he replied, “but I can’t read too well.”
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Disney World’s Space Mountain

Disney World's Space Mountain
A seven-year-old little girl was excited when she went to Disney World for the first time. The little girl headed straight for Space Mountain. Her parents were worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. She enjoyed it so much, she rode...
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Where do white hairs come from?

Where do white hairs come from?
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
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