Kid jokes

Trip to the Zoo - Thankfully, none of my trips with my father ended up like this. Well, maybe *once* ...

Trip to the Zoo

Trip to the Zoo – Thankfully, none of my trips with my father ended up like this. Well, maybe *once* …

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Father's Whiskers

Father’s Whiskers

Song lyrics to ‘Father’s Whiskers’ – a silly children’s song

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Hunk of Tin

Song lyrics to ‘Hunk of Tin’ – a silly children’s song, complete with actions for the kids

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The farmer's last will - A bittersweet last will and testament - what the farmer has to leave behind when his time comes ...

Hinky Dinky ‘Double D’ Farm

Song lyrics to ‘Hinky Dinky ‘Double D’ Farm’ – a silly song for children

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Song lyrics to 'This Old Man' (also known as Knick-Knack Paddywhack), the children's silly song

This Old Man

Song lyrics to ‘This Old Man’ (also known as Knick-Knack Paddywhack), the children’s silly song

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The Little Skunk’s Hole

The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my head In the little skunk’s hole And the little skunk said, “Well, bless my soul! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I didn’t take it out And the little […]

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Race horse from Playing the Ponies, starring the Three Stooges

The horse teaches at elementary school

The horse teaches at an elementary school It’s a cute joke about horses and kids, with a pun as your reward!

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Arabella Miller - children's song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' - and who doesn't like a caterpillar?

Arabella Miller

Arabella Miller – children’s song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ – and who doesn’t like a caterpillar? Little Arabella Miller Had a fuzzy caterpillar (Tickle palm with two fingers) First it crawled up on her mother (Walk fingers up left arm) Then upon her baby brother (Walk fingers up […]

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The Bear - a funny little children's 'echo song'

The Bear

The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in the woods a way up there!

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Why is the little girl so blue?

Why is the little girl so blue? What deep-rooted psychological problem is causing the young girl to draw everything blue? Patricia’s parents received a note from her second-grade teacher. “Patricia is a wonderful student,” the note read, “but in art class, or when we have coloring projects, she draws everything dark blue. The grass is […]

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