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The Little Skunk’s Hole

The Little Skunk’s Hole Song lyrics to ‘The Little Skunk’s Hole’ a silly song for children Oh, I stuck my head In the little skunk’s hole And the little skunk said, “Well, bless my soul! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Remove it!” Oh, I...
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Arabella Miller

Arabella Miller - children's song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' - and who doesn't like a caterpillar?
Arabella Miller – children’s song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ – and who doesn’t like a caterpillar? Little Arabella Miller Had a fuzzy caterpillar (Tickle palm with two fingers) First it crawled up on her mother (Walk fingers up left arm) Then...
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The Bear

The Bear - a funny little children's 'echo song'
The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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Why is the little girl so blue?

Why is the little girl so blue? What deep-rooted psychological problem is causing the young girl to draw everything blue? Patricia’s parents received a note from her second-grade teacher. “Patricia is a wonderful student,” the note read, “but in art class, or when we have coloring projects, she...
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