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Red Skelton Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show
Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show I saw a guy wrapped up in about a thousand yards of bandages. I asked him, “Are you an Egyptian Mummy?” He replied, “No, a California Pedestrian!” (Here Comes the Bribe)
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Funny Halloween quotes

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. Kurt Vonnegut Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. Richard H. Barham Where there is no imagination there is no horror. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below. Theodosia...
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