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Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman ITen Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman – if you’ve ever thought of getting your wife a new vacuum cleaner for a Christmas present, then you *need* to read this list — learn and live!
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June 7, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, War of the Sexes jokes
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The Zoo Keeper – A Christmas pun – a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoy This is the tale of the Crist family who worked at a zoo. Each year they claimed to be able to predict the overall mood of the year by watching the...
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June 7, 2007 user
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Lost X-Files Christmas episode – With apologies to Chris Carter, David Duchovney, Gillian Anderson and everyone else connected to the actual X-Files. Having said that, this is a very funny X-Mas X-Files X-capade that I hope yule enjoy!
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June 2, 2007 user
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Last Minute Christmas Gift Sometimes, when we’re being cheapskates, we need someone just like this sales lady
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A Lawyer’s Night Before Christmas – with deepest apologies to Clement Moore, Christmas as seen through the eyes of a lawyer Another Attorney’s Night Before Christmas (Sort of) Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property...
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June 2, 2007 user
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Merry Christmas, My Friend – This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991 This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in...
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June 2, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Military Jokes
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Military Christmas Orders – How the military prepares for the night before Christmas – very funny!
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Meretricious! An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac Asimov The late science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, told this story: Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called ‘meretricious.’ The word is from the Latin meretrix,...
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One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy! A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick! What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”! What did one Christmas light say to the...
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June 2, 2007 user
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song lyrics Lyrics to ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’, written by Randy Brooks, originally recorded by Elmo and Patsy and later released by the Irish Rovers
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June 1, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Song Lyrics
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