Uses For Christmas Fruitcake
Uses For Christmas Fruitcake Some very inventive uses for fruitcake. Hey, it beats having to eat it!
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged – A politically incorrect, very funny list of … updated … Christmas Carols for those who are psychiatric. Adrian Monk would LOL … out loud.
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Three clowns at the gates of Heaven
What is Easter? Three clowns at the gates of Heaven are asked by Saint Peter, ‘What is Easter?
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Last Minute Turkey
It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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Is this my Christmas Present?
Is this my Christmas Present? A truly atrocious, groaner pun – hope you enjoy it too!
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A mother’s letter to Santa Claus
A mother’s letter to Santa Claus A letter that all mothers will understand
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If Jesus Were Born Today
If Jesus Were Born Today A frightening look at how Social Services would have ‘interacted’ with the Nativity
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The Internet Before Christmas
The Internet Before Christmas (circa 1990) – With apologies to Clement Moore’s “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” – how the Internet has changed Christmas traditions ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netsNot a mouse was stirring, not even the pets.The floppies were stacked by the modem with...
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Returning the lost purse
Returning the lost purse – Surely the honest young man deserves a reward … A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm . . . that’s funny....
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Microsoft Buys Christmas
Microsoft Buys Christmas – So, what would happen if Microsoft were to attempt to purchase the Christmas holiday? NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s summer estate somewhere in the southern...
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