Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See
Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See – A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as ‘Humility, and How I Achieved It’ by I.M. Fabulous — only with a Christmas theme
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Eggs Benedict at Christmastime
Eggs Benedict at Christmastime – A story that leads to an atrocious, and funny, pun! Enjoy!
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A Christmas wish for my mother
A Christmas wish for my mother – what does the young lady ask the mall Santa Claus for?
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Christmas Fruit cake Recipe
Christmas Fruit cake Recipe – Frankly, I always suspected that this is how they made fruitcake … Ingredients Needed: ————- 4 Oz. Fruit Bits 1 Railroad Tie Wood Saw Large Rubber Mallot Safety Goggles WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an adult!) Cut a one-foot section from...
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12 Days of Christmas Memo
12 Days of Christmas Memo | Santa Claus – I know that corporate downsizing is inevitable in American business … but at the North Pole? 12 Days of Christmas CORPORATE MEMO To: All StaffDate: December 1Subject: New “Twelve Days of Christmas” Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the...
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Coming home for Christmas
Coming home for Christmas – How can a father telling his adult son that he’s planning to get a divorce lead to a happy and funny Christmas punchline? Read on and find out! An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your...
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Last Christmas, a big bearded fellow with a large bag …
Last Christmas, a big bearded fellow with a large bag over his shoulder came to our house.
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Christmas string
One Christmas Eve, when all the presents had been wrapped, there were just three pieces of string left. “You know, we’ll probably just be thrown on the fire,” String Number 1 said. “Or in the garbage!” String Number 2 moaned. “We can’t have that!” String Number 3 cried. “So...
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‘Twas the night before Jesus came
‘Twas the night before Jesus came, a poem by Dianne Frances Donenfeld, a very true poem about what Jesus, may, or may not, find when He comes back Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house.Not a creature was praying, not one in the house.Their...
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall
‘Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the mall,Not a creature was idle,shoppers least of all; The merchandise was placed in the windows...
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