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The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses

The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses - Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn ... but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?
The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses – Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn … but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?
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One line Animal Christmas Jokes

One line Animal Christmas Jokes
One line Animal Christmas Jokes – A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as “Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!”
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Christmas Fruit cake Recipe

Christmas fruit cake recipe
Christmas Fruit cake Recipe – Frankly, I always suspected that this is how they made fruitcake … Ingredients Needed: ————- 4 Oz. Fruit Bits 1 Railroad Tie Wood Saw Large Rubber Mallot Safety Goggles WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an adult!) Cut a one-foot section from...
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12 Days of Christmas Memo

12 days of Christmas memo
12 Days of Christmas Memo | Santa Claus – I know that corporate downsizing is inevitable in American business … but at the North Pole? 12 Days of Christmas CORPORATE MEMO To: All Staff Date: December 1 Subject: New “Twelve Days of Christmas” Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to...
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