Christmas jokes

Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree - Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!

Christmas Eve watchdog

Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.

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Red Wagon

The Red Wagon

The Red Wagon – A funny, and cute, joke about the power of prayer … and how a promise is a promise!

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Christmas stocking - reindeer

Female reindeer

Female reindeer – A slightly sexist joke, but still funny! (Sexist reindeer? Who knew?)

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Electric guitar for Christmas

Electric guitar for Christmas

Electric guitar for Christmas – This reminds me of when my sister-in-law bought my daughter an electronic drum set for Christmas … and to think that I used to like her 🙂

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Uses For Christmas Fruitcake Some very inventive uses for fruitcake. Hey, it beats having to eat it!

Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake

Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake Besides *eating* them, of course … Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won’t park on your lawn. Use it as a building material. (This is actually what the Ancient Egyptians used to build the Great Pyramids.) […]

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You might be a Scrooge if

You might be a Scrooge if

You might be a Scrooge if … Do you have the Christmas spirit, or do you make Ebenezer Scrooge look like a spendthrift?

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Santa knock knock jokes - enjoy the puns!

Santa knock knock jokes

Santa knock knock jokes – enjoy the puns! Knock knock Who’s there? Elf. Elf who. Elf me wrap this present for Santa.

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The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses - Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn ... but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?

The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses

The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses – Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn … but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?

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One line Animal Christmas Jokes

One line Animal Christmas Jokes

One line Animal Christmas Jokes – A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as “Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!”

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Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It's interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)

Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin?

Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It’s interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)

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