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Christmas Eve watchdog

Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree - Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!
Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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Electric guitar for Christmas

Electric guitar for Christmas
Electric guitar for Christmas – This reminds me of when my sister-in-law bought my daughter an electronic drum set for Christmas … and to think that I used to like her 🙂
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The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses

The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses - Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn ... but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?
The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses – Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn … but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?
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One line Animal Christmas Jokes

One line Animal Christmas Jokes
One line Animal Christmas Jokes – A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as “Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!”
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