Holiday jokes

New Year’s Dinner - The annual conflict between family and football viewing ... who wins?

New Year’s Dinner

New Year’s Dinner – The annual conflict between family and football viewing … who wins?

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Top New Year's resolutions - Not saying that I'll actually *keep* any of these resolutions ...

New Year’s resolutions that I can actually keep

New Year’s resolutions that I can actually keep – of course, I resolve to stop making New Year’s resolutions … oops, broke that one!

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New Year's resolutions that I can actually keep

Top New Years resolutions

Top New Years resolutions – Not saying that I’ll actually *keep* any of these resolutions …

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Veterans Day joke

Veterans Day joke

Veterans Day joke – Note: This was an actual letter sent to a major newspaper

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Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree - Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks - and never give him a hatchet!

Christmas Eve watchdog

Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.

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Red Wagon

The Red Wagon

The Red Wagon – A funny, and cute, joke about the power of prayer … and how a promise is a promise!

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Christmas stocking - reindeer

Female reindeer

Female reindeer – A slightly sexist joke, but still funny! (Sexist reindeer? Who knew?)

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Electric guitar for Christmas

Electric guitar for Christmas

Electric guitar for Christmas – This reminds me of when my sister-in-law bought my daughter an electronic drum set for Christmas … and to think that I used to like her 🙂

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Uses For Christmas Fruitcake Some very inventive uses for fruitcake. Hey, it beats having to eat it!

Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake

Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake Besides *eating* them, of course … Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won’t park on your lawn. Use it as a building material. (This is actually what the Ancient Egyptians used to build the Great Pyramids.) […]

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You might be a Scrooge if

You might be a Scrooge if

You might be a Scrooge if … Do you have the Christmas spirit, or do you make Ebenezer Scrooge look like a spendthrift?

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